Bartleby006's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss Dynamite XXII iraq]

Hay anon

...Itty bitty baby?

Sirkowski responds:

TWINKY HOUSE!

[Kingdom Farts]

OMFG!!!11 TEH ORIGINUL!!1

I love how you mock the title Kingdom Hearts by replacing "hearts" with "farts". It's very clever, simply because it rhymes. I also like how you used that very same joke in the story, where you replaced the word "heart" with "fart". It was as hilarious and original the 5th time as it was the first time. I also found the "I'm too sexy for Sora" bit to be very clever. Parodies of 90s pop culture, one-hit wonders are always funny by today's standards, regardless of how overplayed said parodies are.

Your artwork was incredible too. I thought I knew good art, but man, you totally won me over with your bug-eyed characters and little purple monsters. I suppose they were parodies of the Heartless, but given your high quality perspective on humor, you probably reffered to them as FARTLESS.

Of course, I didn't get that far into it to learn their proper and supposedly original names. The cartoon was so awesome that it caused me to close out before I died of laughter. You should have a sequel, called KINGDOM FARTS 2!!111 OMFG, IT'S STILL FUNNY!11

Muffinator responds:

You effort ad ellaborate sarcasm seems to be too vague to be on newgrounds. Afterall the minds of many people on it are so vague that they can only tell the difference between a zero and a five button. And if you actually watched the flash film properly you would of noticed that the little pink things were indeed refered too as Fartless. Twice. Also if you're not going to watch a whole film, dont bother reviewing it - it makes you look stupid and all I do is laugh.

[Steel Cage Match]

OMG@!!11

"OMG THEREE WAS ROCK AND FIGHTING AND IT WAS IN AC CAGE OMFG DUD THATH IS SO COOOL IT WAS CALED TEH DEATHMATCH PWN!1!!!1111!!!!!1!!1"

I put in a search for "stick fight", and I got 2,317 matches. Seriously.

No more sticks please. No more, just, no more.

Fuck-You responds:

whatever

[kill bill clock trailer]

Whaaat....

No. Just, no. Sweet tapdancing monkey Jesus, enough with these damn Kill Bill parodies. The movie kicks ass, Tarantino is the man, but it pains me to see dumb parodies of a great movie...

"OMG! K1lL B111 WUZ TEH PWN!!!111!1 I N33D 2 MAYK A C1()cK MOVE OF TI AND TEHN A MADNEss VERSHUN!!11! OMG!!11!"

Besides, wasn't there already a clock movie of this, that was also an unfished, unoriginal peice of crap trailer? I believe so...

Unknown-Clock responds:

hmmm i tried to see it from your point of veiw but i couldent get my head that far up my ass

[Cloud vs. Sephiroth EX]

XD

HA HA! Oh man, where to start....

Well, it's horrible, simply horrible...Regardless of the time you spent on this, that's no excuse for the horrible quality of it. I could spend 2 months on a bad stick figure movie, but no one would say that it was any good because of how much time was spent. I've seen good flash that was whipped up in a matter of days and horrid flash that was made in months. Besides, this is the exact same as the old one. You're just testing it in front of a new crowd so you can see what the reaction is. Your intent of displaying this, serious or not, I haven't the slightest clue.

Getting on to the actual show itself, there was a lack of consitent themes throughout it. The character designs changed so damn much. During the whole 180 degree turn, Cloud looks almost like he's wearing a purple jumpsuit (WTF?) Same with Sephiroth...And what was with that overhead passing you did on Sephiroth?? He had the most hysterical expression on his face...

As for this not being "DBZ", I'd look into that Makkankosappo thing that Cloud did...

Music...? Oh god, don't get me started...You couldn't have chosen a worse theme...I'm still laughing over it...

Don't bother remaking/re-releasing this again.

snapper0505 responds:

you have a good point.
but at the same time, you should see alot of the reviews liked the music. not many but some did.
yeah, i did re-release to see how it is on a new audience, so what?
well, if the themes are incosistent, and i chose the worst one, how bout the other ones? they might have been good.
in case ya havent noticed, cloud wears a purple jumpsuit in FF7.
sorry, i didnt have the kingdom hearts picture to look at, i forgot what he looked like in it, just that he had a wing and a scarf.