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[AHTM3 Trailer: Kill Billy]

Haw!

This is beyond hilarious. Arfenhouse meets Kill Bill...Perfect. While it seems everyone is making a parody of Kill Bill, this is by far the best. I LOVED Housmaster's outfit...The Yellow-Ranger/Matthew Lesko/Yellow tracksuit was just great...And how he rode a red tricycle?? A hello Kitty back massager/vibrator?? AMEE as Gogo? Kitty as O-Renn? HA!!

The crazy 88 being recasted with Pringles cans...Holy hell, and how well synced this was with the real Kill Bill trailer...

Even if the KB theme is only around for this trailer only, I'd love to see an entire Flash made just with that theme...I want to see Housmaster riding that damn tricycle on the streets of Tokyo...

[kill bill clock trailer]

Whaaat....

No. Just, no. Sweet tapdancing monkey Jesus, enough with these damn Kill Bill parodies. The movie kicks ass, Tarantino is the man, but it pains me to see dumb parodies of a great movie...

"OMG! K1lL B111 WUZ TEH PWN!!!111!1 I N33D 2 MAYK A C1()cK MOVE OF TI AND TEHN A MADNEss VERSHUN!!11! OMG!!11!"

Besides, wasn't there already a clock movie of this, that was also an unfished, unoriginal peice of crap trailer? I believe so...

Unknown-Clock responds:

hmmm i tried to see it from your point of veiw but i couldent get my head that far up my ass

[Cloud vs. Sephiroth EX]

XD

HA HA! Oh man, where to start....

Well, it's horrible, simply horrible...Regardless of the time you spent on this, that's no excuse for the horrible quality of it. I could spend 2 months on a bad stick figure movie, but no one would say that it was any good because of how much time was spent. I've seen good flash that was whipped up in a matter of days and horrid flash that was made in months. Besides, this is the exact same as the old one. You're just testing it in front of a new crowd so you can see what the reaction is. Your intent of displaying this, serious or not, I haven't the slightest clue.

Getting on to the actual show itself, there was a lack of consitent themes throughout it. The character designs changed so damn much. During the whole 180 degree turn, Cloud looks almost like he's wearing a purple jumpsuit (WTF?) Same with Sephiroth...And what was with that overhead passing you did on Sephiroth?? He had the most hysterical expression on his face...

As for this not being "DBZ", I'd look into that Makkankosappo thing that Cloud did...

Music...? Oh god, don't get me started...You couldn't have chosen a worse theme...I'm still laughing over it...

Don't bother remaking/re-releasing this again.

snapper0505 responds:

you have a good point.
but at the same time, you should see alot of the reviews liked the music. not many but some did.
yeah, i did re-release to see how it is on a new audience, so what?
well, if the themes are incosistent, and i chose the worst one, how bout the other ones? they might have been good.
in case ya havent noticed, cloud wears a purple jumpsuit in FF7.
sorry, i didnt have the kingdom hearts picture to look at, i forgot what he looked like in it, just that he had a wing and a scarf.